If you are a grammar nazi, then you will surely annoy with contractions such as “I’d, he’s, you’re, y’all, etc. or if I miss or misplace any comma, hyphen or any other obvious punctuation. This obsessive-compulsive of error-free English is what makes you a Grammar Nazi. While there are various scientific benefits of laughing every day, we thought of sharing some of the funniest Grammar jokes ever released on the Internet.
Our collection of Grammar jokes are hilarious, witty & full of humor. So, don’t forget to share them with your nerdy mates!
Funny Grammar Jokes for Grammar Nazi & Everyone
These are some of the most-craziest instances when grammar nerds broke the Internet.
1. The ever confusing Pronouns question
This one is my favorite on the list. It reminded me of my school days as well, and I couldn’t stop laughing with this joke about grammar.
2. Proportion in Grammar
If the past participle of Grew is Grown, then what would be the past participle of Flew? Have a look!
3. Punctuation save lives
People often don’t give more weightage to punctuation, but it is essential. See how punctuation can save a million lives.
4. Comma, please
What, no! This one is a masterpiece, and I have seen so many cases in public places. Comma changes the whole game of the sentence, so always be careful with it!
5. A simple dash (hyphen) makes a difference
My grammarian friends could easily relate to this.
Who will you expect at a CATHOLIC meeting? Bishops, Cardinals, and Patriarchs, right?
Oh no, it was a meeting for Cat-holic! Sorry, my bad.
6. Apostrophe Intelligence
While apostrophe helps in styling your content, it doesn’t mean you put it everywhere! From its to it’s, you got to know what is right.
7. The sugar-coated Adjective went WRONG
Yes, I love desserts!
8. The hangout of tenses
When you’re having a serious conversation going on.
9. The possessiveness of Apostrophe
You need to handle it carefully.
10. Comma or Car?
The modifier is critical in writing; else, you find similarities in cat and comma.
So the next time you’re writing, make sure these 20 grammar rules are on your fingertips!
11. The Dry feeling
Sometimes, the correct grammar is not actually correct.
12. The knock-knock joke
It’s to whom, not to who.
13. Pun dog has a point
Go easy or go wild.
14. The theory of Your & You’re
A common error that many of us do. Just an apostrophe can make a difference.
15. Less or Fewer
Place the adjective correctly.
16. Santa Claus elves
The great Santa elves are called subordinate clauses.
17. The right placement matters
A little here and there can be a nightmare.
18. Squids, not Squad
Why is a group of Squids not called a Squad?
19. The contraction phobia
Don’t be panic!
20. Control the Zombie Army
There is one way you can command the Zombie Army, comma!
21. Caution: The door is alarmed
When you’re clear with the warning.
22. Sorry or Apologize
The context says it all.
23. The (prose) and cons story
You will get the know the good and bad about anything.
24. A very tense situation
When action meets the past.
25. The Dinosaur of English Words
The word mantra has one dinosaur, Thesaurus!
26. The stop and pause
This is getting crazier; you need to stop it now.
27. The interrogation of Noun
Question and answer session – the noun declined the verb request.
28. The positioning of an asterisk
This sometimes depends on the mood also. I have made this mistake many times myself, and this one stays as one of the best grammar jokes for me.
29. Save the Grandma!
Grandma is not safe, call punctuation.
30. Happy Marriage
The couple will have memories together.
31. Eye Before Flea
32. The Grilling of Grammar
Yes, I want a well-done steak!
33. Be gentle with others
I can relate the anxiety level when you hear bad grammar. But, be kind and gently repeat.
34. Blade with a name
A little pause (comma) can name a blade, Sting.
35. Friends with Grammar
When your friend is a Grammar Nazi, be careful.
36. Preferred nomenclature
Yes, Dork is the preferred nomenclature.
37. Funny, but not “to funny”
38. Hard to understand where to stop
It’s when you realize how important a comma is.
39. Adjective Mountains
If Earth’s highest mountain is known as MT. EVEREST, then what do we call the second most-highest??? MT. EVERER…
40. Grammar girl, or, girl, in grammar
The relation between man and woman can’t be described in a better way than this.
41. Wait! Butt or Bucks?
42. Capitalization is Important
Using proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
There is a Grammar Joke about Everything
Ah… these English grammar jokes and funny puns are hilarious, and I am sure you will screenshot them and share it with your friends, especially the ones who are Grammar lovers.
Jokes apart, be it English, French, or any other language, grammar is something that requires years of continuous practice and efforts; I have witnessed many writers making blunders while drafting formal pieces.
So, what I recommend to all the writers, (especially) students, and teachers and all the Grammar freaks to download a software called Grammarly. It really helps in fixing basic issues of grammar, while you enjoy your writing at all levels. Another way you can learn is engaging with some popular grammar games, which can help you improve your language skills with fun!
Having a grammar-checker means you don’t have to remember all the grammar rules, even vocabulary is also built-in already for grabbing new words. Grammarly also offers a Chrome extension, that will keep a check of your grammar wherever, whatever you write on Google.
If you know any other grammar puns or jokes, do share with us in our comment section below. We will share on our social platforms and highlight your inner grammar Nazi to the world.